not hot, not smart, not funny.
LIFE EH
You’re quite funny. And I think you’re hot.
That awkward moment
when you try to think of palindromes but can only think of “Bolton”
That awkward moment
when you have a sensible work schedule so are free in the evenings but your friends procrastinated during the day and now “have to do loads of work”
- Me at College: Must get more than 80%. I should aim for 90%. I want As and A*s!!!!!
- Me at Uni: All I need is 40%. As long as I pass, it doesn't matter.
tooboringtoblog replied to your post: The adipose are the cutest of all things doctor…
they’re puppetsyou are everything that is wrong
YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CLOTHES
one thing i don’t understand
girls who make you turn the hand dryer on while they’re weeing so they can’t be heard
man the fuck up
You and Ellie need to have a long, hard chat.
I am seriously planning a real life hunger-games-esque event. It could be fun.
i may or may not have left charlie’s house whilst wearing his clothes underneath my clothes
I need them back.
Seriously. Give them back tomorrow.
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i may or may not have left charlie’s house whilst wearing his clothes underneath my clothes
I need them back.
(Source: shostabrovich)
